Cry Our Beloved Education System!

By Watmore Makokoba The dehumanising brutal and pitiless treatment exhibited by management and government of Zimbabwe a few weeks ago might have been overtaken by events, but the pain in the medical students will remain a thorn in the flesh not only for them, but the whole world. Burrowing from mouthful of disgruntlements from former […]

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Jah Prayzah And The Girl Who Shines Like The Light From The Sango

By Simba The Comic King Every once in a while….actually make that every f**kin’ day, we look for a helpless victim on social media and criticize them viciously for no apparent reason. Sometimes we are not content with small fish so we look for much bigger and more famous prey. This weekend was no exception […]

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#FeesMustFall And What It Means For Zimbabwean Tertiary Education

By Simba The Comic King South Africa is a country we’ve borrowed a lot of things from; we’ve even borrowed the country itself. Heck, you could even say Zimbabwe is now a province of South Africa which is great for me I’ve always wanted to date a Xhosa chick. Sorry, ignore that last part; I […]

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New Zimbabwean Curriculum Will Make Art Compulsory in Primary & Secondary School

By Kalabash Contributor They say everyone is born an artist, this can be seen when we learn to shape letters, draw and mold objects out of clay. That art is then lost as one goes into the education system as most institutions didn’t have art classes to cultivate the passion for art at grassroots levels. […]

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5 Of The Craziest Stories Of The Week June 16-23

by Simba The Comic King Some weeks the news plays like an episode of American Gods — and not those first two episodes where it sorta made sense. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we’ll be here throughout the week to quickly summarize the […]

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Of Sloppiness, Cybercrimes, Bona and 2018

by The Real Bandini Before the government can wrangle with Facebook and Twitter trolls about the legality of expletives aimed at the President, it needs to clean up its websites. They’re embarrassing even to the apathetic and least patriotic. It is apparent that the design and editing that went into these websites is the work […]

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What I learned about life from an American Ninja VHS cassette

by VaKing Kandoro When I was 7 years old my father came back home one night with a VHS casette of American Ninja 3. He was obviously drunk because who brings the last movie in the trilogy without having watched the other two, I also know for a fact that he was drunk because we, […]

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Before we kick ZEC in the proverbial balls, here’s why BVR might not be such a bad idea

By Simba The Comic King The Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) is proposing that a Bio-metric Voter Registration (BVR) be put in place. So that we do not waste time get straight to the juicy s**t, BVR is simply a way of registering to vote and capturing your data through digital means. If you were looking […]

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5 things that make Zimbabwe and Zimbabweans weirdly different

By Nigel Ndlovu Whether I like it or not I was born Zimbabwean and I have come to realize that there are some aspects about us Zimbos which make us weirdly different. Below is a list of things I have identified which make us weirdly different, enjoy and please add some of the things you […]

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