2 Years in Power, Over a 100 Dead-What a Bloody Government!

By Jules Winnfield A mish mash of dereliction of duty, gross negligence and dumbness has left the current government culpable in over 100 deaths since its masturbatory stampede for power in 2017. A string of events and accidents occurring under it has seen hundreds of lives getting lost most in events that are 100% human …

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Saviour “Tyson” Kasukuwere Punches Back

Jules Winnfield Former Local Government Minister Saviour Kasukuwere appears to have suffered enough of the Junta’s witch-hunt following his political fall, after his social media account suddenly exploded with attacks and dire warnings on Friday. Though noone’s name appears its clear as the Junta’s failure who the G40 strong man is talking about. “I said …

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Please Chamisa Stay Away From Uncle Bob

By Kalabash Contributor The recent revelation that MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa will be visiting former President Robert Mugabe to ‘seek guidance on governance issues’, has been met with mixed reactions. In 2018 a day before elections Uncle Bob invited the media at his spacious Blue Roof home and went on an overdrive describing how …

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Captured Bogus Soldiers are Fake Bogus-es.

Jules Winnfield This week some strange fellow was caught on camera and accused of being a bogus soldier. He had the bemused stare of a confused fellow. He had the timidity of a caught criminal. He had the uniform of the Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA). But what he didn’t have, was the bristling fear of …

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Captured Bogus Soldiers are Fake Bogus-es.

Jules Winnfield This week some strange fellow was caught on camera and accused of being a bogus soldier. He had the bemused stare of a confused fellow. He had the timidity of a caught criminal. He had the uniform of the Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA). But what he didn’t have, was the bristling fear of …

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ED Acquires Advisory Council for Donald Trump

Jules Winnfield Fresh from creating some ungainly creature, constitutionally unidentifiable and practically unaccountable, called the Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) ED has created its American equivalent for Donald Trump. This one is a lobbying group that will be under Trump’s frizzled blond hair nagging him with persistent itches to remove sanctions placed on Zimbabwe. The payment …

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ED Acquires Advisory Council for Donald Trump

Jules Winnfield Fresh from creating some ungainly creature, constitutionally unidentifiable and practically unaccountable, called the Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) ED has created its American equivalent for Donald Trump. This one is a lobbying group that will be under Trump’s frizzled blond hair nagging him with persistent itches to remove sanctions placed on Zimbabwe. The payment …

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What to Expect from the Coming Rallies

By Wisdom Mumera This weekend we were set for a double orgasmic show of rallies, which we never want to miss this side of the African backside. Rallies with our dear despots. Both political heads, those that matter, had slated rallies in the country and we were assured a set of explosive lines, some quaint …

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What to Expect from the Coming Rallies

By Wisdom Mumera This weekend we were set for a double orgasmic show of rallies, which we never want to miss this side of the African backside. Rallies with our dear despots. Both political heads, those that matter, had slated rallies in the country and we were assured a set of explosive lines, some quaint …

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The Story Behind: Mary Mliswa’s Vote of No Confidence

Staff Reporter Recently ZANU PF was thrown into confusion and despondency when a slew of vote-of-no-confidence resolutions where passed on a number of top politicians. In Mashonaland West, State Minister Mary Mliswa Chikoka, was chucked out of ZANU PF structures. Mary is not famous that much, having to live under the shadow of her bigger …

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