Twimbos Tear Apart Independence Talk

By Staff Reporter Today is Independence Day but very few social media Twimbos appear happy about the day. Instead many have chosen the ugly and dark side. Going through posts on Twitter has shown a steady stream of angry souls hating on everything about this 39th birthday for Zimbabwe. Whilst some of the statements are …

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Bread May Be The Least Concern This Independence Day

By Wisdom Mumera State media, in one of its vaunted hallucinations predicted/promised or prophesied that come April the prices of basic good would have gone down. April is here and bread has paved the way by leaping to $3.50 a loaf. A host of prices have done the obvious and gone South. This is the …

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3 Reasons Chamisa Is The Way To Go

By Jules Winnfield The MDC Alliance Congress is upon us and many have been to traditional healers and prophets seeking for an upper hand. Mwonzora has discovered that he is the darling of ZANU PF whilst the Chamisa brigade has come out guns blazing. The victor will walk to the dais upon the rubble of …

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Prominent Social Media Account Exposes ED Gvt Corruption

By Staff Reporter Prominent social media account/account Ali Naka has divulged staggering corruption allegation against the country’s top leadership involving millions of US dollars. Previously the account has been known to be a staunch defender of the President Mnangagwa government but has since declared talk of a new dispensation as rubbish/nonsense or a non-event. The …

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2 Reasons the Junta Is Wise As A Door

Jules Winnfield Now it’s official. The Junta Brigade are a low grade and primitive version of Old Bob and his own madness. The guys are simply bad at whatever they try to do it’s a big wonder how they worked-up a fake coup without blowing their own balls off. The reasons are piling up with …

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ED Is A Coward, Chamisa A Student Leader’-Busha

By Kalabash Writer Free-Zim Congress Leader Joseph Busha feels President Emmerson Mnangagwa is one huge coward with a scarf whilst MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa is a mere posturing student movement leader. Busha expressed his views at a press conference in Harare where he commented on every woe bedeviling the country. The eccentric guy who, …

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2 Years in Power, Over a 100 Dead-What a Bloody Government!

By Jules Winnfield A mish mash of dereliction of duty, gross negligence and dumbness has left the current government culpable in over 100 deaths since its masturbatory stampede for power in 2017. A string of events and accidents occurring under it has seen hundreds of lives getting lost most in events that are 100% human …

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Saviour “Tyson” Kasukuwere Punches Back

Jules Winnfield Former Local Government Minister Saviour Kasukuwere appears to have suffered enough of the Junta’s witch-hunt following his political fall, after his social media account suddenly exploded with attacks and dire warnings on Friday. Though noone’s name appears its clear as the Junta’s failure who the G40 strong man is talking about. “I said …

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Please Chamisa Stay Away From Uncle Bob

By Kalabash Contributor The recent revelation that MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa will be visiting former President Robert Mugabe to ‘seek guidance on governance issues’, has been met with mixed reactions. In 2018 a day before elections Uncle Bob invited the media at his spacious Blue Roof home and went on an overdrive describing how …

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Captured Bogus Soldiers are Fake Bogus-es.

Jules Winnfield This week some strange fellow was caught on camera and accused of being a bogus soldier. He had the bemused stare of a confused fellow. He had the timidity of a caught criminal. He had the uniform of the Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA). But what he didn’t have, was the bristling fear of …

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