The day Kirsty Coventry announced a joke

Opinion By Joel Mandaza Zimbabwe`s government through the Ministry of Youth has announced a $17 million COVID-19 relief package for its youth. At first glance, the grants appear like they were a product of structured thought until one gets to criteria and intricacies of the funds. The fund is offering once-off relief grants to businesses and …

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Bread May Be The Least Concern This Independence Day

By Wisdom Mumera State media, in one of its vaunted hallucinations predicted/promised or prophesied that come April the prices of basic good would have gone down. April is here and bread has paved the way by leaping to $3.50 a loaf. A host of prices have done the obvious and gone South. This is the …

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ED Acquires Advisory Council for Donald Trump

Jules Winnfield Fresh from creating some ungainly creature, constitutionally unidentifiable and practically unaccountable, called the Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) ED has created its American equivalent for Donald Trump. This one is a lobbying group that will be under Trump’s frizzled blond hair nagging him with persistent itches to remove sanctions placed on Zimbabwe. The payment …

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ED Acquires Advisory Council for Donald Trump

Jules Winnfield Fresh from creating some ungainly creature, constitutionally unidentifiable and practically unaccountable, called the Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) ED has created its American equivalent for Donald Trump. This one is a lobbying group that will be under Trump’s frizzled blond hair nagging him with persistent itches to remove sanctions placed on Zimbabwe. The payment …

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4 Ways To Get BP In Zimbabwe

Jules Winnfield As the country has continued on its slow roll down to death or uphill climb to salvation, depending on the political side you sleep on, some things have new solutions. One of them is the art of getting High Blood Pressure. You can now be assured of the condition with these sure-fire ways …

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4 Ways To Get BP In Zimbabwe

Jules Winnfield As the country has continued on its slow roll down to death or uphill climb to salvation, depending on the political side you sleep on, some things have new solutions. One of them is the art of getting High Blood Pressure. You can now be assured of the condition with these sure-fire ways …

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Muzorewa’s party blast ED over GNU

By Tafadzwa Muranganwa United African National Council (UANC) says President Emmerson Mnangagwa has no solutions to challenges bedevilling the country and is, therefore, wrong to reject the formation of a government of national unity (GNU) or National Transitional Authority (NTA). MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa told the media on Tuesday that NTA was the only …

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Muzorewa’s party blast ED over GNU

By Tafadzwa Muranganwa United African National Council (UANC) says President Emmerson Mnangagwa has no solutions to challenges bedevilling the country and is, therefore, wrong to reject the formation of a government of national unity (GNU) or National Transitional Authority (NTA). MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa told the media on Tuesday that NTA was the only …

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Poll survey sensationally claims a win for ED

By Kalabash Contributor A random survey carried out by  Independent Poll Zimbabwe today throughout the country sensationally claims 56% lead by the Emerson Mnangagwa of Zanu PF followed by the MDC Alliance Presidential Candidate Nelson Chamisa trailing with  37 %. Independent Poll said it carried out the survey through random interviews and completed the exit […]

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