ED Is A Coward, Chamisa A Student Leader’-Busha

By Kalabash Writer Free-Zim Congress Leader Joseph Busha feels President Emmerson Mnangagwa is one huge coward with a scarf whilst MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa is a mere posturing student movement leader. Busha expressed his views at a press conference in Harare where he commented on every woe bedeviling the country. The eccentric guy who, …

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2 Years in Power, Over a 100 Dead-What a Bloody Government!

By Jules Winnfield A mish mash of dereliction of duty, gross negligence and dumbness has left the current government culpable in over 100 deaths since its masturbatory stampede for power in 2017. A string of events and accidents occurring under it has seen hundreds of lives getting lost most in events that are 100% human …

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Please Chamisa Stay Away From Uncle Bob

By Kalabash Contributor The recent revelation that MDC Alliance leader Nelson Chamisa will be visiting former President Robert Mugabe to ‘seek guidance on governance issues’, has been met with mixed reactions. In 2018 a day before elections Uncle Bob invited the media at his spacious Blue Roof home and went on an overdrive describing how …

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4 Ways To Get BP In Zimbabwe

Jules Winnfield As the country has continued on its slow roll down to death or uphill climb to salvation, depending on the political side you sleep on, some things have new solutions. One of them is the art of getting High Blood Pressure. You can now be assured of the condition with these sure-fire ways …

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4 Ways To Get BP In Zimbabwe

Jules Winnfield As the country has continued on its slow roll down to death or uphill climb to salvation, depending on the political side you sleep on, some things have new solutions. One of them is the art of getting High Blood Pressure. You can now be assured of the condition with these sure-fire ways …

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A Junta With Fresh Legs And An Old Head

By Jules Winnfield In the space of one week the Junta has reenacted a Rotina Mavhunga Diesel PaChinhoyi gaffe, crafted a star wars currency with a freaking long name, tripped itself in a rush to nowhere and then sat back to stew in the froth of its stupidity. How a supposed new dispensation is managing …

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Chamisa’s Beauty and The Junta’s Fear

By Wisdom Mumera Chamisa has his mistakes and blunders. He can run off into the green thickets with some strange statements for a lawyer. He can jump from a high tower in showmanship and get a toe broken. Fine, he is human. He can jestly offer his sister and get feminists devil angry. He can …

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What to Expect from the Coming Rallies

By Wisdom Mumera This weekend we were set for a double orgasmic show of rallies, which we never want to miss this side of the African backside. Rallies with our dear despots. Both political heads, those that matter, had slated rallies in the country and we were assured a set of explosive lines, some quaint …

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What to Expect from the Coming Rallies

By Wisdom Mumera This weekend we were set for a double orgasmic show of rallies, which we never want to miss this side of the African backside. Rallies with our dear despots. Both political heads, those that matter, had slated rallies in the country and we were assured a set of explosive lines, some quaint …

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New Dispensation Needs Mouth To Mouth

Staff Reporter The New Dispensation gospel is slowly emptying itself of breath and soon enough we shall have to lay a tombstone, Here Lie the Last Remains of a False Revolution. Various people have been busy chipping at its false foundation more so the very creators of the fake edifice. Juntarists themselves. First, they brought …

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