Is Planet Of The Apes Racist?

By Director Z / Tatenda Mbudzi Disclaimer: The following reviews, opinions will be extremely biased. BUT also come from a place of empathy, as the writer is a writer/director actor, and no-one ever sets out to make a bad film. In most cases. CUT ME IN HALF AND CALL ME CINDY!!! LAWD JISSUS. HAAAAOLY SLOW […]

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Opinion: Are Political Factions Really That Bad?

By Open Parly Contributor If you have been in Zimbabwe for a while you would know factions as bad and in Zanu Pf’s case is treasonous but in reality, every democracy will have what pessimists view as factionalism but in reality, it is just a difference of views. A true democracy should welcome and accommodate all views even when majority view determines which path to …

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#FeesMustFall And What It Means For Zimbabwean Tertiary Education

By Simba The Comic King South Africa is a country we’ve borrowed a lot of things from; we’ve even borrowed the country itself. Heck, you could even say Zimbabwe is now a province of South Africa which is great for me I’ve always wanted to date a Xhosa chick. Sorry, ignore that last part; I […]

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We Must Not Wait For Mugabe To Die

By Patson Dzamara A loser is essentially someone who gives up before exhausting all available options. With that in mind, there is a very dangerous but widely accepted fallacy we must address, especially as we stare at the do-or-die 2018 elections. That Zimbabwe is hobbling on its knees towards a total precipice is incontestable. At […]

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Zimbabweans Remember Cde Chinx

by Watmore Makokoba Cde Chinx Chingaira passed away. People had to gather their minds in one accord, to reflect , retrospect and cherish his legacy. People of all walks of life poured out their thoughts of the all-time revolutionary musician and war veteran. Putting aside his beliefs – political and non-political, the man seems to […]

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Open Letter to Pokello & Taka Chivore

Dear Pokie And Guy Who Got Two Minutes Of Fame By Posting About Women Who Friend & F**K Zone Guys I originally wasn’t going to address this, I barely even tweeted about it but I have a sort of twisted moral obligation as a comedian to speak up. The same kind of twisted moral obligation […]

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Why most young marriages fail the day they start

By Prince Noble (Papa) In a typical buying and selling transaction, the product has no opinion. The buyer bargains with the seller and if they reach consensus ownership of the product changes. Unfortunately, our deep-rooted culture has been abused through greed to use the same principles on the girl-child in a trade commonly known as […]

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Why most young marriages fail the day they start

By Prince Noble (Papa) In a typical buying and selling transaction, the product has no opinion. The buyer bargains with the seller and if they reach consensus ownership of the product changes. Unfortunately, our deep-rooted culture has been abused through greed to use the same principles on the girl-child in a trade commonly known as […]

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Of Sloppiness, Cybercrimes, Bona and 2018

by The Real Bandini Before the government can wrangle with Facebook and Twitter trolls about the legality of expletives aimed at the President, it needs to clean up its websites. They’re embarrassing even to the apathetic and least patriotic. It is apparent that the design and editing that went into these websites is the work […]

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The eviction of Cheshire Disabled people: A story of prejudice & neglect

By Watmore Makokoba It is 5 am early in the morning and everyone is probably contemplating on waking up or have one last nap of sleep before rising up for the day, this can only be in the dreams and imaginations to the Cheshire house former inhabitants. As Monica (not real name) narrates her ordeal after forcing […]

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